I have good news and bad news, but I’ll start with the good. You’ve been there for me through the ups and downs of elementary school. You never let me down when I needed some Caribbean Green, Fuzzy Wuzzy, or even some Beaver. Thanks to you, my beaver was always colored in with the perfect shade of brown. And what did I do when my Beaver crayon started to dull out? I turned the box around to come upon the handy dandy pencil sharpener! I could use up the entire tip of Beaver, and then spin it a few times in the pencil sharpener to bring about a brand new, polished tip! It was love.
Unfortunately, this is not all peaches and plums. I have grown up, and so have you. I am now heading off to college, and I do not plan on purchasing a brand new 64 pack this year. And you have been upgraded as well. You are now overruled by the new 96 pack and also the biggest pack of all time! It’s the huge 120 pack with the surprise inside! If I were back in elementary school, there is no way that I would pass that up. I’m sorry 64 pack, but the 120 pack would have to be my new BFF. I hate to break the news to you, but you are going out of style. But you my friend, will always have a place in my heart. You have helped me grow up and survive elementary school. I probably wouldn’t have been where I am today without you, and I can’t thank you enough.